getting your head mawled off by a seemingly normal looking alien

So I haven't written on here in...well a long time.
My brother is going to kill me, I totally jacked his online ID as the Title/psydo for my commic strip (LethalPaperCut). ET (Estian) is going to murder me...He told me I couldn't after I already did...and then he went silent...like just before a storm..
X_X
So here's 1.1